epitaphs

Funny epitaphs perfect for today...

Here lies my wife

Here let her lie

Now she has peace

And so do I

Here lies the body of Kermit Smoot

He almost learned to parachute

And these are real epitaphs on old gravestones...

Here lies Ann Mann,

Who lived an old maid

But died an old Mann.

Here lies

Johnny Yeast

Pardon me

For not rising

On the 22nd of June

-Jonathan Fiddle-

Went out of Tune

Here lies Owen Moore

Gone away

O'win more

Than he could pay

Here lies the body

of Jonathan Blake

Stepped on the gas

Instead of the brake

I took these photographs on our trip to Florida in May.

The haunted mansion in Disney World is one of my favorite exhibits.

Happy Halloween!

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